DEAR MR.VEGETARIAN !

Now all of you are familiar with the arguments on vegetarian and non-vegetarian diet. And surely both has its merits and demerits but today I'm going to prove the "Myth of Miss Perfectly Green" false especially for the Indian society because I'm tired of keeping quiet.

Let me straight away tell you that "THERE IS NOTHING CALLED VEGETARIAN!"

Now I want you to revise your primary school science text book and know the difference between living and non-living things, also its properties as well. Good, now you are ready for my session!

Consider how a baby is born, its an embryo that is given the favourable condition to develop in the mothers womb. Now consider the seed, it is buried under the ground, watered, and sunlight plays his role-see it is given the favourable conditions for growth and it becomes a plant. Even plants are living beings and please don't tell me it cannot move and does not have a conscience. Roots growing in the direction of water and plants carrying out photosynthesis is enough proof that even plants have conscience. Well if you try to improve your argument by saying that it cannot move then trust me I'll get you behind the bars for vandalising and destroying a handicapped living being. Vegetarians, you are consuming the flesh of plants and once a leaf or fruit or plant is uprooted or cut off then it is a dead being, it does not breathe. EEee you a folks are eating the dead bodies of plants, you filthy barbarian!

And I also would like to bring it to your attention that non-vegetarians don't eat meat alone, they too consume dead plant bodies as well. I am an individual who has a balanced meal of plant and animal dead bodies. I also would like you to understand that your food habit was developed by your parents and not because the holy spirit of all the deities told you in a vision to do so.  

If you are still obsessed with the vegetarian label then I would like to remind you that every alcoholic beverage like brandy, whisky, beer, vodka etc are also labeled green. Hence, they are vegetarian and now please don't say, "Alcohol is injurious to health", it is perfectly healthy because it is vegetarian!